The best New Year's present is anal, because I haven't fucked her there yet

I don't want to celebrate the year as a virgin, so I got myself a whore

You sat down to play, and who's gonna fuck me? Give me your dick, and then you're on

I will not meet 2023 as a virgin, let me fuck a girl

Call your father, I'm drunk and want to fuck! He's not home? Then go fuck yourself

So, client, forget about your wife, or she'll give you anal

Convinced the maid that giving to the master was also part of her duties

How you celebrate New Year's Eve is how you spend it! We get laid, don't you?

It's convenient when a girl is wearing only pantyhose - tear them off and I'm already going in

Thought mom was just going to suck it again, but she showed me how to pee 😯

Lesson 1: In an unclear situation, suck it. Give a blowjob and no problem

Have you been behaving yourself? Then I'll call a friend for mfm instead of Santa Claus

Wow, that's Wansday taking her panties off, and I was just about to fuck her

Son, stop peeping! Come here, I'll make a man out of you

Wait, who's going to pay? - So I took a ride, but on my dick

My friends are looking for presents under the tree I'm here and my dick is standing

What's wrong with your face, honey? It's sperm in your throat, you're not the only one who has to cum

Finally fucked an Asian girl, I came twice - both times inside

Girls' night out is all about cunnilingus and orgasms. If you don't have one, don't call me

Cums the boss in the office, fired! You're gonna fuck me at home

Oh no, I got an erection disorder. Calling a nurse with a pee-pee will help

Wow, you shouldn't be cleaning in that uniform, you should be sitting on my dick

- You promised to suck it, suck it! - Okay, but you can't have an orgasm with just a blowjob

I've already fucked the secretary, now what I'm going to do for New Year I don't know